The Early Four Track Recordings

Tracklist

1. 1 Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath 3:23
2. 2 Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath 1:42
3. 3 Dustin Hoffman Thinks about Eating the Soap 3:30
4. 4 Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap 2:09
5. 5 Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub 3:18
6. 6 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home 2:38
7. 7 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious about the Absent Tub 0:58
8. 8 Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub 2:23
9. 9 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particules on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue 2:19
10. 10 Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet 1:13
11. 11 Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub 2:49
12. 12 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off of a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan 1:27
13. 13 Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself 5:09
14. 14 Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree 2:24
15. 15 Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom 2:47
16. 16 Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom 3:50

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